Top # 100 + Awesome Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Top # 70 + Awesome Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

I hope you keep smiling till you have teeth.

Wishes comes and go, but age sticks with you!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.

On your big day I thought we’d go to the zoo but the signs say no pets allowed on the premises so we’ll have to come up with something else since you wouldn’t be allowed in. Happy Birthday you big stinker!

Don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

Hey! So excited for your birthday, Got you this wonderful looking cake, What it is not eaten from both the sides, Cakes come in all shapes and sizes, Forget it,Happy birthday to you! Stay blessed in life!

I promise I’ll be a good boy, until I get your birthday treat.

Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.

I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

You look so like my old grandma; just kidding she has more teeth.

Awesome Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

You can have a barrel of monkeys, a parliament of owls or a murder of crows. But what's the collective noun of birthdays- an embrassment of birthdays ? Have a great birthday, ut try not to disgrace yourself this year. 

It’s your birthday! I’m bringing the fire extinguisher! Let’s get this party started! Happy Birthday! May all your dreams come true this new year!

I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.

A simple task for You! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously – you just received a big birthday hug from me!

I never knew you will grown so tall , higher than a tower . It is magical to see how I am gonna eat all that cake at ones.

Always remember that every time birthday candles are blown out a bottle of wine is born! Happiest of birthdays to someone as amazing, incredible, and wonderful as you!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you are old, especially if you can hear them say it without having to read lips.

Considering how many candles you're going to need for your birthday, we should just get you a candle factory. Happy Birthday!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

May you live to be old and toothless.

Funny Birthday Wishes

As you get older you're supposed to eat more fiber, act mature and get your priorities right. Priority number one is to have an awesome party...you can worry about the rest later. Happy Birthday!

Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

I love when you try, it always make me feel that I am not the only in blunder.

I wish there was even a lazier way than social media to wish you a happy birthday.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

Happy Birthday! But Warning: No other activities, Today!! You Require all your Energy for Blowing out the Candles!

May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Today's the one day that yu do not have to worry about being on a balanced diet, you just have to hold two pieces of cake in each hand and you will be completely balanced.

I have heard,As you age, you get wiser, That means you are now an official philosopher, Happy birthday!

Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!

May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.

I heard its your birthday, then where is the treat, many happy returns of the day dumbo.

It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

Lets not worry lets not cry, the troublemaker is in the spotlights tonight.

Happy birthday you old fart.

Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face.

On this birthday I hope you have a young life with a beautiful wife. Kids in tonnes and eager to eat buns. Happy Birthday.

For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.

I saw you last night; you were looking for the gifts, which were never there.

Funny Birthday Wishes

Try to look at this day from a positive perspective: although you're getting older and the candles are multiplying, you still don't need a flame thrower to light them up!

Just think, now you’re one step closer to the senior citizen discount at the movies.

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!

Stop trying to count the candles and just blow them out before they set the house on fire! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday from someone who puts up with your belching, farting, scratching, and remote control hogging!

If you're feeling stressed about getting another year older, close your eyes and imagine you're in a bathtub full of spiders. OK, now open your eyes again and be glad it's only your bithday! Hope it's a great one with no spiders in sight.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

Awesome Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!

Counting your wrinkles is harder than counting the stars in the sky! Happy Birthday!

Somebody told me you were hard to buy a present for. But heck, I know where the dollar store is.

Birthdays are like wine the more you have them the more you turn crazy.

Happy Birthday to someone who doesn’t know how to load a dishwasher or fill the gas tank on her car!

I have some awesome advice to give you on your birthday,Keep smiling the whole day today, Because there won't be any teeth your next birthday, Hahaha..Wish you a lovely birthday, Have a nice day!

This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!

Many best wishes on your birthday! The astronauts in space are going to have a great light-show from all of those candles on your cake.

I saved you the last slice of cake, thought Bruno licked it once.

Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

I am glad you invited me, now that cake is mine.

Wishing you enough air to blow out all of your candles.

According to the government, your birthday is a very important day. It’s the day you become a citizen.

Lots and lots and love because I forgot to bring you gift.

Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

I am wishing it was my birthday on your birthday. But since it’s your birthday, I’ll keep the presents and you keep the age.

Your birthday should be a national holiday.  I'll be the first to volunteer to take a day off work in your honor.

Get the perfect dress, dress up like a princess. Those shiny shoes. let your hair loose. Just make the most of this day, just scream and shout It's my birthday!

You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to assault all these candles by yourself.

Just think. Pretty soon you'll be able to use the bathroom in your diaper again. That was the good life. Happy Birthday! You're one year closer.

If you’re wondering what to wear for your birthday, don’t forget that you can wear your birthday suit. Don’t forget to iron it though. It gets more wrinkled each year.

Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

One more year of existence down the drain. People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!

Young and smart in years to come is wrinkled, old and wise. But in between there's lots of fun, so party now and dry your eyes. 

I hope I am the first one to wish you happy birthday,Not because you would feel good,Because I don't want others to feel superior,Just kidding! Have an awesome day, Wish you a very happy birthday!

With every birthday you seem to grow more beutiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

It’s your birthday, and I must say, you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

May you live to be old and toothless. Men age like wine, women age like cheese.